You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“ You wanted a weapon.”“ It was a stick.”“ It had a bow on it.”“ It was a stick.”“ I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.

Derek Landy
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An exchange between two friends, during which one of them gives the other a present that they previously received from the other.

Source: Kingdom Of The Wicked

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